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   messageicon Most nights at 2am I think of where I will be in ten, fifteen, twenty years. Other nights at 2am I wonder if I'll even make it that far.
←Rate | 02-01-2020 22:34 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl I know said she has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207
←Rate | 12-28-2019 23:57 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are nudes? Someone show me.
←Rate | 01-03-2017 19:29 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
←Rate | 08-16-2015 19:50 by StonerDudee Comments (1)  


   messageicon You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
←Rate | 08-16-2015 19:49 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police ordered me to get out of my car 'You're staggering' said the officer .'you're not a bad looking f*cker yourself' I replied
←Rate | 08-03-2015 11:34 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
←Rate | 07-31-2015 23:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon This lady behind me is reading what I'm writing while I'm waiting on line in the pharmacy. Can't wait till she .....aaaAAHHHHH! THAT'S RIGHT LADY!!!....Look away!
←Rate | 07-11-2015 22:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
←Rate | 07-09-2015 02:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the bright side, selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 22:47 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  



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