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Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you.
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03-01-2019 17:43 by
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Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake sh it.
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10-07-2014 01:40 by
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Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.
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07-25-2010 12:15 by
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I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
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07-22-2010 22:15 by
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100 calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off.
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
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Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
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Its been a business doing pleasure with you...
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
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I enjoy watching uptight people try to act laid back.
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07-16-2010 17:56 by
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Traffic lights are society's way of mocking the colorblind.
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07-16-2010 17:55 by
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Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.
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