Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon It's so cold out that you can milk a cow and get instant ice cream.
←Rate | 01-29-2023 13:08 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleaning
←Rate | 01-29-2023 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realtors are legally required to tell you if the house ghosts are too judgy
←Rate | 01-29-2023 05:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY WIFE DIVORCED ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE MY TESLA AUTODRIVES ME TO THE GAY BAR AND THEN TURNS ITSELF OFF, CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO SPEND 4 HOURS IN THERE ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME
←Rate | 01-29-2023 05:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon game over
←Rate | 01-27-2023 20:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ask why
←Rate | 01-27-2023 00:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever ask why
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   messageicon My wife got in the shower with me this morning. She said “Mmm baby I want you to do bad things to me. So I put shampoo in her eyes.
←Rate | 01-26-2023 04:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Question, Can Happiness buy money?
←Rate | 01-26-2023 04:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be baby sitting this Valentine's Day $150 per kid. (inbox me)
←Rate | 01-26-2023 03:59 Comments (0)  



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