Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I identify as Non-Bidenary.

   There are scams all over the internet! Send me just $19.95 and I'll show you how to avoid them!

   It's kinda weird realizing that we are the last generation on this earth to know what life was like before social media.

   The difference between superman and I. Superman has super vision ,I require supervision!

   Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster is a maniac?

   I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.

   Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives.

   What a lucky week! First I win the lottery, and then some relatives I'd lost contact with got in touch.

   Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the one on the menu.

   The left can’t aim right.