Funny Status Messages and Tweets

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   Trump 2024

   I'm your president now.

   Do you guys miss me yet?

   Sure are a lot of gender reveals for their being no genders

   Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce is changing its name to Genderneutralwich.🥫

   dupa blada

   Kill me pls

   Tiger Woods is struggling with his driving. A pull to the left got him into tree trouble.

   Anyone else impressed with the clown with no life who beefed up his "likes" to over 4,000 over a lame chicken joke. Oh, to be 9 again.

   Gas prices are shooting up faster than the Biden vote count at 2am...

   Marriage tip #12: Remember to always leave a healthy amount of cups and trash laying around your house. That way your wife always has something to clean up. A busy wife is a happy wife.

   My account has hacked, but if you receive an inappropriate message, it was probably still me.

   If a status update gets posted on Facebook and no one likes it did it really happen?

   Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.

   When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.

   A friend is someone who'll stop whatever he's doing to bring a change of underwear to you at Tio Ricardo's Guadalajara Cantina after you attempted and won the Montezuma's Revenge 50 Lb. Burrito and Enchilda Challenge.

   I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.

   Bombs are falling on Syria again, the kids are still in the cages, the $2,000 checks are still AWOL... But hey, at least Mr. Potato Head is now gender neutral!

   On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.