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what do you call a group of humans? an infestation
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07-18-2025 13:00 by
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Judo is what you use to make bagels. 🥯
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07-18-2025 11:17
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I don't know what's worse: Being caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or just plain caught being at a Coldplay concert.
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07-18-2025 08:32 by
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I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add
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07-16-2025 06:12
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The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink.
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07-16-2025 06:09
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Burger King has debuted its bacon sundae. It comes with whipped cream and a note that says "Do not resuscitate."
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f Oxygen was discovered in 1772.... what did people breathe before then?
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Old groupies never die. Their pussies merely dry up and wither away.
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07-15-2025 08:34
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As a kid, I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and wonder how the scarecrow could talk without a brain. Then I got Facebook.
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07-15-2025 07:47
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If humans are involved, the propensity for disaster exists.
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