Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Old groupies never die. Their pussies merely dry up and wither away.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid, I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and wonder how the scarecrow could talk without a brain. Then I got Facebook.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If humans are involved, the propensity for disaster exists.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to find powdered eggs for a camping trip. None to be found anywhere. I found out powdered chickens are on strike.
←Rate | 07-14-2025 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not giving you the middle finger; I'm showing half of a peace sign.
←Rate | 07-14-2025 10:10 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I study the differences between the Beatles as a group vs their solo careers, the more I realize that the Beatles as a group could have been easily named the George Martin Project.
←Rate | 07-13-2025 22:16 by FassyLarry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Air Poland is now Air Jetski.
←Rate | 07-11-2025 18:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend: Here's a picture of me when I was youMy friend: Here's a picture of me when I was younger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.nger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.
←Rate | 07-10-2025 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Robocop is just a Terminator that hunts minorities.. And dogs
←Rate | 07-10-2025 01:09 by TuWang Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missus Beasley gaema hat!
←Rate | 07-09-2025 12:11 Comments (0)  



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