jmigas Funny Status Messages

   I'm Keyser Söze

   Watching Phoebe Cates exiting the pool for the 1,000,000,000 time!!!

   Milestone Alert: This is my 100th Post From a toilet....I'd like to thank the fine people from Mcdonalds for making this post possible!!!

   doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he has the Dos Equis Guy serve it to him in a dress

   As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!

   making a Thanksgiving mix Tape

   When will it be socially acceptable to drink queso from a straw?

   you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!

   the dance floor is a priviledge not a right

   and with the first pick of the 2011 Rapture Draft... God selects Randy "Macho Man" Savage

   when alcohol does its taxes it claims me as its dependant