Samir Momin Funny Status Messages
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Wishes he was a white crayon, so no one would use me...
a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting
Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
enjoying a nice bottle of vintage DayQuil '09. The texture is like honey, taste like crap with touch of lemon
if you're just gonna quit going to the gym in a couple weeks then please don't pack the gyms now. thanks!
if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....
too bad the minn didnt win...i wanted to see favre get a ring this year....but ok well...you brett...go ahead and retire now for and come back b4 the start of next year...
Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Please dont poke me if you a guy...Thx!
there are plenty of fish in the sea, too bad i'm a shark...
You know the saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... well for girls its " Why buy the whole pig, when all ur gonna get is a lil sausage...
I serve my "fck you's" with a smile. It just has a better effect that way. Don't you think?
FAT CHICKS ARE LIKE MOPEDS, THERE ARE FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU RIDIN ONE.....
I understand you got your swag on, but could you walk a lil faster...?
ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
I dont have an attitude you just get on my damn nerves....
IT ME OR WHENEVER YOU PULL OUT A PACK OF GUM EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY YOUR FRIEND??
Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk...
On relationship status they should have "is getting played by_____________"
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