M.D.Schooley Funny Status Messages

   ‎...I just dropped a handful of skittles in the toilet and flushed..... it was like watching a Nascar race @ Bristol

   ...got my new Metallica underwear in the mail today!.. the front reads "The Shortest Straw" and on the rear "Fade to Black"

   Going out tonight!.. looking to soap some windows and egg a few houses maybe even the ol' burning dog poop-bag gag!..that's right!..were looking to have a good old fashion Halloween!

   I'm looking forward to going back in time tonight.. between 1:am to 2:am you can do whatever you want only to have it all erased when you go back in time!..I've got plans! ;)