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   messageicon HOW DOES A PERSON WITH EPILEPSY INTERPRET "CARPE DIEM"?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 12:09 by Jayson Comments (10)  


   messageicon why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... Like a coma.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 01:39 by Jayson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so miserable without you, it's almost as if you were here.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 02:40 by Jayson Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, I survived that!" ...
←Rate | 02-10-2012 09:11 by Jayson Comments (1)  


   messageicon My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I sh*t you knot."
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:52 by Jayson Comments (0)  


   messageicon If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?
←Rate | 02-10-2014 18:40 by Jayson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 18:57 by Jayson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: 69% of people will find something dirty in every sentence.
←Rate | 06-01-2016 06:18 by Jayson Comments (0)  



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