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Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!
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12-02-2009 20:33 by Joser
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♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫
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03-23-2010 14:27 by Joser
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1f you c4n r34d th1s you r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
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03-23-2010 19:54 by Joser
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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03-23-2010 19:55 by Joser
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Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
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03-23-2010 19:57 by Joser
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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03-23-2010 19:57 by Joser
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A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
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03-23-2010 20:02 by Joser
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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03-23-2010 20:03 by Joser
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Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.
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03-23-2010 20:04 by Joser
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rejects your reality and substitute my own.
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03-23-2010 20:05 by Joser
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Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes
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03-23-2010 20:05 by Joser
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COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^
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03-23-2010 20:06 by Joser
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Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.
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03-23-2010 20:07 by Joser
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Be rude to a bully and he'll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.
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03-23-2010 20:15 by Joser
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I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.
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03-30-2010 18:09 by Joser
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singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪
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03-30-2010 18:13 by Joser
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a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...
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03-30-2010 18:17 by Joser
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Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...
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03-30-2010 18:23 by Joser
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me...
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04-06-2010 02:24 by Joser
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doesn't suffer from stress. he's a carrier...
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04-06-2010 02:25 by Joser
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