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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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05-07-2017 08:42 by
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My wife told me: "Sex is better on vacation." That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
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05-07-2017 17:57 by
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Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner. Turns out it was all my personal belongings.
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05-07-2017 18:01 by
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I recently added squats to my daily workout routine and I did so by moving my beer to the bottom shelf in my refrigerator.
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05-08-2017 08:33 by
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Whatever you do in this life, you should always give it 100 percent, unless you're donating blood.
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05-08-2017 08:41 by
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A man knocked on my door yesterday asking for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water and shut the door.
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05-08-2017 08:44 by
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My wife has been looking through the window every since it started raining this morning. I suppose I should let her back in.
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05-08-2017 08:51 by
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"Covfefe" definition: (Noun) A fidget spinner for the National media.
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06-01-2017 09:17 by
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