Gasparilla Funny Status Messages

   Nothing Says You Are Celebrating the Birth of Our Nation, Like Blowing Up a Small Part of It!!!

   nobody understands me quite like the voices in my head. But they are always telling me to do bad things like eat carbs and tip lousy!

   really annoyed with the new Hollywood 3D Craze. There are some things you don't want to see in 3D, Jack*ss comes to mind.

   Really hate how some of my friends try to fish for compliments with their posts that say "post one word that reminds you of me" I always post back, I can't think of one word, but there are two that really stand out to me.

   Pfft, you are seeking advice from a fortune cookies. Go ahead and listen to your cookies if you want, everybody knows the real advice comes from the Taco Bell Sauce packs.