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What's the difference between most hispanics at the border and stoners?
Storners have papers.....
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My girl said someone is trying to get into the house, should I call 911 ?
I said no call 811.
Why?
Cause you always call miss Dig before digging a hole!
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Don't let a gerbil talk you into anything you don't want to do
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Jeffrey Dahmer's bologna had a first name ,
it was Steven !
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Joe exotic was going to do a Christmas song,
But he hates carols
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The police....
The only people who ever wanted me for who I really am.
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My ability to remember all of the lyrics from the 80s,
Far exceeds my memory of why I just walked into the kitchen..
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