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I am so clever sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
My wife's filthy habbits disgust me, just yesterday I went to piss in the sink and it was still full of dirty dishes.
I like going to mcdonalds and ordering a egg mcmuffin and a mcchicken just to see what comes first.
I think some people should have two Facebook pages. One for each face.
If you never seen it with your own eyes, or heard it with your own ears. Don't think it in your tiny brain, and spread it with your big mouth.
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