Nunthewizr Funny Status Messages

   Chinese food to go: $17.95. Gas to go get it $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.

   Before the internet I used to like people.

   Realized I’ve never seen gloves in someone’s glove compartment, and now nothing makes sense anymore

   I wonder if clouds look down on us and say stuff like "That one's shaped like an idiot."

   When someone posts a picture of their new car and you want to reply, "Congrats on your $600 a month payment!"