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I'll make you swallow your pride!!
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10-29-2010 22:58 by BEGO
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I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out
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11-03-2010 22:40 by BEGO
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So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.
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11-03-2010 22:57 by BEGO
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Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
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11-03-2010 22:59 by BEGO
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next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)
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11-03-2010 23:55 by BEGO
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Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are damn footprints on the moon.
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11-12-2010 21:25 by BEGO
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When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
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11-25-2010 18:28 by BEGO
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Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!
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11-28-2010 21:37 by BEGO
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I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles tomorrow morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop like some of you guys.
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12-26-2010 21:40 by BEGO
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Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
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01-27-2011 22:52 by BEGO
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How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
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02-01-2011 00:41 by BEGO
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anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
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02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO
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Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
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02-25-2011 21:43 by BEGO
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
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03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO
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I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes
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03-06-2011 22:19 by BEGO
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I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
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03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO
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The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
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03-07-2011 12:52 by BEGO
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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03-07-2011 18:16 by BEGO
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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03-07-2011 18:23 by BEGO
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X wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.
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03-07-2011 20:44 by BEGO
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