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The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying
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08-12-2010 22:31 by BEGO
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People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!
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08-12-2010 22:38 by BEGO
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i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots
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08-12-2010 22:42 by BEGO
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'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'
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08-12-2010 22:46 by BEGO
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Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.
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08-26-2010 23:06 by BEGO
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Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!
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09-01-2010 21:45 by BEGO
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I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
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09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO
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i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..
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09-06-2010 23:58 by BEGO
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Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
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09-17-2010 23:04 by BEGO
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Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.
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09-25-2010 23:59 by BEGO
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Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
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09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO
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Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.
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09-26-2010 22:29 by BEGO
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OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.
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09-28-2010 23:03 by BEGO
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its better to lose a lover then to love a loser
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09-28-2010 23:09 by BEGO
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Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas
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09-28-2010 23:10 by BEGO
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I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
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09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO
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Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.
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09-28-2010 23:29 by BEGO
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to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"
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10-02-2010 23:42 by BEGO
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You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
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10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO
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Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
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10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO
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