Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   there's a difference between a country girl and some slut with a hat

   Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

   I hate when a guy fingers me and texts his girlfriend at the same time. I always get the weaker hand.

   CNN:" No Kenyan athletes injured in the Boston explosion" those guys are already home CNN

   getting half a D is better than getting no D

   The Boston Marathon explosion is a terrible tragedy, but what bugs me is all the stupid FB people sitting eating doritos now postinf stupid candle photos and thoughts and prayer crap, get off your butts and make it a safer world

   I feel a tele-thon coming on. Ben Affleck get your guys ready..

   I don't know why we just don't take a bunch of nukes and level the middle east and those towel heads once and for all

   It's sad to think that the world we live in will never be a peaceful place

   Tonight, and only tonight, I'm rooting for the Red SOX

   wondering.... If they are old enough to go to the store.... are they old enough to get bread?

   So do we need new stricker Bomb laws now?

   I know its Gay pride week, but seeing a rainbow confederate flag is really going to the extreme

   We should probably get ready for the Celebrity Plea for Donation....like they cant flip the bill themselves...

   A simple sign that reads "This is a bomb-free zone" would have prevented all this.

   The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand

   Homeland Security is itching to use there new tanks a few more tragedies and here comes martial law

   what happens when a idiot can't get a gun and wants to make a scene?

   Sharing vigil photos on FB does not solve anything, better values, spending time with your kids and raising them right does.

   People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...