Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   JUST ANNOUNCED: The Pope is resigning at the end of the month. Sounds a little Joe Paterno-ish to me.

   The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict.

   Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bit¢h breathing out of her nose like she owns the oxygen here."

   i wonder what the ex pope will do with all those sweet hats

   The Pope is the first to step down in 600 years due to being too tired? How tired does one get, sitting in that big comfy chair.

   Apparently, this ass is going to have to learn to tap itself.

   Love is that gun we all use to commit suicide.

   Error 404: Jesus not found.

   ''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning.

   Maybe the Pope finally found Jesus.

   I think I've managed to weird myself single.

   Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too.

   My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle.

   Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|

   Advanced age my butt. The Pope is stepping down to take a job at the Boy Scouts because of the shortage of alter boys.

   Jerry Sandusky is retiring at the end of the month oh wait I meant The Pope My bad

   At least Facebook goes down on me!

   So, Pope Benedict is resigning. According to Nostradamus....errr the Bible, we only got one Pope left. Lets watch all the hypocrits run to become suddenly pious.

   So the pope is aborting his papacy before it reaches full term?

   popen ain't easy- Benedict