Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It took 3 hours and 36 minutes but the Niners finally scored a touchdown!"

   Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

   Was that a Budweiser or Burger King Commercial?

   Wine me, dine me, 49 me

   Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey

   "I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis

   There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights

   Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...

   And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.

   Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?

   Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!

   Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!

   I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.

   it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.

   Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.

   For all you people wanting to say that the lights went off bc of the illuminati, your wrong! Teddy P said "Turn out the lights" and when he says turn out the lights, you turn out the damn lights!

   what did people used to do when they couldn't google the answers to their homework?

   We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!

   Some people go to work just because there haven't left any people at home and their neighbourhood to bother them except at office.

   I think Kanye turned the power off because Beyonce gave the best Super Bowl performance of all time.