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   messageicon There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon the NFL aka No F***in Lights."
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sadly this power outage is more exciting than the actual game.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 things that don't mix Ray Lewis and the dark.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing Salmon Wilcox is on the side with the lights or you wouldn't be able to see him.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone's voodoo doll is finally working for the 49ers! Nice break
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the worst power outage since Jurassic Park.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:06 by @joshgunderson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Ray Lewis kill the lights too?
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:09 by xiØn Comments (0)  


   messageicon FB just set a record for most people online ever in the last 30 minutes!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jim Harbaugh knocks out half the power in the Superdome trying to unplug the scoreboard.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon there must have been a San Francisco fan at Buffalo Wild Wings who hit the lights button.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bad. My teenage daughter unplugged the lights to plug in her phone charger...
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, New Orleans sure is black!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard Beyonce might come back out on the field and sing, "♫♪♫ Can you pay yo Bills?, Yo Stadium Bills....♫♪♫ "
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:16 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon been watching the Puppy Bowl. What's I miss??
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the outage the Harbaugh brothers built a pillow fort
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:27 by doodle Comments (0)  




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