Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!

   Who"s gonna win the Super Bowl? I predict Harbaugh wins hands down.

   I heard Colin Kaepernick is going to lip-sync his play calls

   In the off season Ray Lewis works out at the North Pole with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

   My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

   I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!

   ‎1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!

   Need to stop drinking this....its like 50 million Beyonces on the stage all of a sudden......

   There will be a huge demand on all European hair this week! So buy stock and shares in hair!

   That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!

   Manti Teo's girlfriend can lipsync to an autotuned track too

   "Here, spray this on the fuse box" - Ray Lewis to Superdome technician.

   looks like there's a position open for an electrician at the Super Dome

   really bummed there was no wardrobe malfunction this year

   New Orleans hasn't lost this much power since hurricane Katrina

   49ers sort of have a dear antler in the headlights look.

   Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.

   if it stays dark for too long, Ray Lewis might stab someone

   Thank god someone finally pulled the plug on Phil Simms

   49ers sort of have a deer antler in the headlights look......