Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Reasons 1 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....We have 3 categories of last minute of lazyass late voters: Latinos, Blacks and Senior Citizens. you can have 2months of early voting and that ish wont ever change!!!

   Its just facebook people lets try not to take to too seriously.

   Reasons 2 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....You can expect 3 things to go wrong during voting: machine failures, not enough ballots printed out, and complicated procedures with late ballots count

   and Reason 3 why Florida still has no color,,,,You cant just predict anything in Florida, not the Weather, not the Casey Anthonys/Zimmerman or any Court cases... and definitely not the Elections running smoothly!

   Now that the election is over, we can focus on the REAL issue: Hoes being taken, good girls being single.

   TODAY ON MAURY with Romney Results: When It comes to America, You are not the President!

   if Obama is the answer, it was a stupid question!

   That speech made me do the Carlton Dance :)

   The Bears are the #1 team in the NFL!! Wait, sorry, I was using Electoral College logic...

   it easy to blame everything on Obama coz he doesnt look like you?

   Pretty trippy the movie "Recount" is on HBO on demand...

   You are in the top 1% of Government handouts, Obama, supporter! I command you to give me 60% of your handout and pay your fair share!

   Well folks.. Did you pray about the election? If you believe in god, there you have it. God loves Democrats more.

   so Obama wins again.....just goes to prove that once you go black you can't go back!

   Yesterday a Radio DJ said that America was an Obama Nation, he was sort of right... its becoming an abomination!

   Writing "wash me" on someone's car is kind of funny, but writing "I'm watching you right now" is hysterical

   Totally forgot about the Hemorrhoid Commercial...

   Michelle Obama is definitely getting the D tonight!

   People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!

   Well the good news is Obama won nothing will change, The bad news is Obama won nothing will change.