Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I need 4 more beers...

   Obama is all about change. Unfortunately, it's my change and your change he'll take...

   New drinking game! Have to drink every time Wolf Blitzer says "Votes"

   A recent survey shows men lie more than women. How do we know they were telling the truth though?

   David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.

   Whoooo!! Well Done Obama!!!!! ......... 2 soon? I think not!! :)

   Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...

   WELL DONE AMERICA!! THE WORLD CELEBRATES WITH YOU!!!

   like they say in vegas.....always bet on black!!!!

   Apple Maps projects Obama to win Paraguay

   on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time

   Free Jay-z concert tickets were given out for Obama voters!!!

   FOUR MORE BEERS!!! FOUR MORE BEERS!!! oops I mean, FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!

   I think we need someone to run next term who will campaign on getting rid of the electoral vote and let the people decide who is to be our president.

   So I guess its true: once you go black...........

   ..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.

   Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is crying into her bucket of Chick-Fil-A.

   Obama should start his speech off with... "allow me to reintroduce myself"

   I should go to bed now since I am have no food stamps and need to be at work at 6 am

   Yes Yes Big Bird is saved!