Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I just got friend requested from a guy I know is dead... what do you wanna bet he voted today too...

   I believe in our constitution and what America was founded on, and as an Outdoorsmen and gun owner.. Romney/Ryan have my support.

   Voted for Romney, Obama self(:

   I don't exercise to be healthy. I exercise to look sexy af naked!

   I voted for Pedro because i'm tired of all this stupid Romney and Obama supporting jokes... retarded...

   Hey. If Obama wins yet I didn't vote for him....do I still get the free phone?

   Rosanne is running.....who cares

   Just demolished another box of macaroni and cheese buy trying to "Push here to open".

   Loser cleans up the yard signs.....

   If you're going to the polls with someone today and one of you is voting for Obama, and the other is voting for Romney....should you even bother going?

   I can make Romney Noodles Obama self!

   I don't like the Republican Party and I don't like the Democratic Party... I just like to PARTY

   I went to the poles today.... well, they were stripper poles, but those girls got my vote.

   Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch.

   The only thing that scares me about this whole election is the Sunday drivers out on a Tuesday.

   New drinking game for election night coverage. You take a drink every time the say "Ohio" and "Too close to call"

   Every time someone votes for Romney/Ryan, an elderly, minority, lesbian veteran gets punched in the uterus. 

   Clint Eastwood hasn't voted yet, he's still trying get his ottoman to stop talking back to him.

   Jesus said: "Heal the sick, feed the poor", and Romney said "What, for free?"

   If Romney gets elected, I hope Kanye interrupt his speech and talks about how Obama should have won.