Moon Funny Status Messages

   The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.

   There's something just really wrong about 2 for the price of 1 Valinetimes day cards that say "Nobody makes me smile like you do" :(

   Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentine candy clearance aisle.

   The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.

   Life is like a box of chocolates you never know which one you going to get, if you can't follow directions and just look at the little chart on the back of the box.

   Wish every project I start was as easily finished as in the how to videos.

   In the 70s Volkwagen owners use to say "Home is Where The Bus Is...." But owning a old bus nowadays is more like Home Is Wherever the Bus is Broken Down.

   Rain rain go away so I don't waste all my time staring at Facebook all day.

   Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.

   Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?

   Did I miss the grammys again! darn that makes like 10 years in a row.

   Okay buddy if you want to sit behind me and honk your horn for waving someone ahead of me at four-way stop sign then I think I'll do the polite thing and wave the next five cars on while I update my current status.

   Lets be honest and Like this status if your like me and play with the words you post like a can of Campbell's alphabet soup.

   Shout out to all my friends who never post, like or say anything on Facebook, You're my heroes! But if you silent friend's could do me one little favor and like just this one status so I'll know your still out there breathing and actually give a damn wha

   "No, I just carry it around to look cool" was my reply after being asked "Do you play?" in regards to the guitar on my back.

   I can't get over how intelligent smartphones are getting as mine just filmed a 20-minute documentary about itself all on its own about its life in a pocket.

   Facebook's down and I am poised at conquering the world!

   With facebook down I went back to doing those little things we sometimes overlook while it's up, like keeping the dishes from polling up in the sink, folding the laundry on top of the dryer, finishing reading those books I started reading and showering.

   Alcohol kills!....But on the bright side of that, if it wasn't for alcohol most of my friend's would have never been born.

   Sorry I can never be serous on facebook as it's just a website that shouldn't be taken too seriously. Like seriously.