KIsstopher Funny Status Messages
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Who do I speak to about quitting adulthood?
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Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion.
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I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers
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You seem insecure. Let's go out for drinks.
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I went on Twitter this week. Don't worry, they are not getting any sex there either.
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Masturbation is like math. You can always count on your fingers.
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Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less.
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Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!
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I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
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I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
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Life is better after having sex. Or when you know you're about to have sex. Or when you know someone is dying to have sex with you.
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Quitting whilst you're ahead is all very well until it comes to sex.
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I'm the type of person that gets distracted by the race between the grey & red bars on Youtube, and forgets about the video.
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When will companies understand their packaging is being opened by human beings not robots?
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“I make it rain on them hoes.” - Clouds
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The most popular costume tonight is "girl that won't talk to me."
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I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident.
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I want my 15 mins of fame to happen in the bedroom.
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A quick and easy way to take care of a problem is to light it on fire.
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Marriages are made in heaven by angels who themselves are happy bachelors.
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