Tsparks Funny Status Messages

   I hate when I'm texting in class and someone stupid screams, "IS That A Phone"

   "I'm a Barbie Girl, In the Barbie world!! Life in plasic, Its fantastic".....admit it you read this with an annoying womens voice

   Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.