@BoyGotJokes Funny Status Messages

   Single as a dollar and I'm not looking for change

   I like to buy kids loud gifts and laugh at how annoyed their parents are gonna get

   FB should just stop asking me whats on my mind and ask "What kinda nonsense do you want to tell everyone this time"

   dear santa, I found the shoes I want, text me for my size

   Hi My name is Miggz, I enjoy counting money and dancing when there is no music playing

   A Jealous Woman Does Better Research Than A FBI Agent

   Ohhh, you wanted an iPad? I thought you said pet rock, dang

   I know my dream woman is out there.. and that her boring friend is the one into me..

   I am super tired... well its regular tired except I have a cape... okay just a blanket and one hell of an imagination

   If I go on a cruise, I'm sleeping in the lifeboat area