snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....

   Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.

   To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .

   You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.

   I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel

   There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo

   Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.

   Dear Winter: SMA!!

   "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"

   Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.

   should we say 15 more days of WINTER or 15 more days until SPRING ?

   As soon as I get finished with this dozen donuts and gallon of chocolate milk, I am going to focus on losing the 20lbs I added this winter

   Breaking News :: the groundhog says 1 more week of WINTER

   I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose

   Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....

   Winter is coming. Women about to steal your heart and your hoodie.

   UGGS, The winter equivalent of Crocks. You approach me with Uggs, I'll assume you're a mental patient.

   The deep freeze of winter has finally arrived. It's that time of year when most women and Bruce Jenner say thank God for padded bras.

   I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.

   I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.