snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?

   At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds

   It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.

   I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.

   Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds

   Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.

   All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...

   I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....

   The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.

   Snow is herpes of the weather

   I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.

   Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter