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   Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?

   When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.

   it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?

   I should know better never to drink coffee after midnight as it just turns me into a real night owl whoo can't sleep.

   When the moon in your eye is at just 6:25, It's December.