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   messageicon might not be the sharpest marble in the crayon box
←Rate | 05-05-2010 15:58 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bacon is best served with a side of bacon
←Rate | 05-06-2010 09:49 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
←Rate | 05-11-2010 09:13 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:47 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hi weekend! let me introduce you to my basement..........you're not going anywhere!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 09:58 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating soup with chop sticks..........this may take awhile
←Rate | 11-07-2010 10:49 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Donald Trump is looking to run for president in 2012. I'd vote for him just to watch him tell Obama he's fired ;>)
←Rate | 02-11-2011 15:07 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it too late convert Charlie Sheen into a Redsox's fan so they can start winning?
←Rate | 04-06-2011 23:11 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever have the feeling someone is watching you? I guess it doesn't help that I'm looking into this mirror.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no letters were harmed in the making of this status update....okay, maybe the letter E's got stabbed but they had it coming....
←Rate | 09-10-2012 11:42 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to run for president so I can make it legal to punch stupid people square in the face. I'll make punching stupid people my campaign.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 09:23 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon KFC's new "Chicken's Littles" commercial claim "Little is the new big".......poorly endowed men everywhere finally feel adequate after watching
←Rate | 09-24-2012 19:53 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: This just in two days after purchasing Lucas Arts, Disney in a deal with Harpo Studios will hire Oprah to play the role of Jar Jar Binks in the new upcoming Star Wars 7 movie...
←Rate | 11-01-2012 11:22 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 11-09-2012 08:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just that I like being lazy more...
←Rate | 11-19-2012 08:41 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon with the upcoming end of the world quickly approaching, in lieu of Christmas cards this year, I have sent out checks out to all my friends in the amount of $1,000,000 post dated 12/22/2012. Good luck finding a bank that isn't under water everyone!
←Rate | 12-05-2012 09:57 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why hello Mr. Cup of Tea which is scoldingly hot for the next 30 minutes but magically becomes ice tea 1 minute later..
←Rate | 01-08-2013 15:09 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I make love, I like to do so to the sounds of the Star Trek theme, so that way the girl feels she's going to a place where no other girl has gone before
←Rate | 02-03-2013 10:32 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Burger King's new company slogan: "When it comes to hunger, we don't horse around"...
←Rate | 02-03-2013 13:08 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon well the Oscars this year were dominated by the movie Pi....next year, I demand they make a movie named bacon....
←Rate | 02-25-2013 08:43 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  



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