@The69Sheriff Funny Status Messages
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a problem with Kinect for X-Box... if I wanted to use my entire body to play sports... I would just play sports.
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can tell you the 5 most unappealing words in the English language... Used Hot Tub For Sale.
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thinks that swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
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thinks living well may be the best revenge... but rubbing your ass all over someone's cell phone is pretty good too.
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doesn't think you should ever compliment a lady on her mustache... no matter how magnificent it is.
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doesn't think drinking will solve your problems... but it will give you lots of interesting new ones.
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thinks the world would be a lot more fun if people screamed when they yawned...
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The most effective part of bringing my laptop to the coffee shop so I can "work" is the "lying to myself."
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finds it ironic that I have to get out of bed on humpday.
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likes to believe the spell czech on my computer has never failed me.
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hates being asked if I've had any "past experience." Is there any other kind?
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recommended by 4 out of 5 ex-girlfriends.
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doesn't accept blame well... but it's not my fault.
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Time flies when you're having beer.
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needs to have a fixed income... mine is broken.
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remembers the last thing a wise man said to me was "Help! I'm drowning!" I never knew what he meant by that tho... he was so wise.
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wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.
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You know that button in the elevator with the fireman's hat on it... turns out that is not the button you push if you want a fireman's hat.
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thinks that it's no coincidence that there are no z's in insomnia.
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My dad probably can't beat up your dad anymore.
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