jackson Funny Status Messages

   I can't believe that one of Michael Jackson's Doctors is on trial..........and it's not his plastic surgeon!

   MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!

   What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

   First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.

   Samuel L. Jackson knows he can turn down movies, right?

   J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav

   ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...

   Why isn't "talk like Samuel L. Jackson day" a thing yet?

   how awsome would it be to get in a fight exactly how it happened in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video!

   I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying

   It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry.

   Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?

   Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.

   That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"

   Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...

   I'm like the reverse Michael Jackson. I always wanted to be black. I'm sexually attracted to adults, and I have no talent whatsoever.

   Sandi Jackson just changed her facebook status to taking the kids to Grandpa Jesses house for a while

   celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...

   I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."

   wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2