Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)

   Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?

   you know....right now I'm pretty disgusted with MIA....OH, not for giving America the finger....but because we were >this< close to forgetting her annoying ass ever existed....

   Do people that sell chairs give out stool samples?

   so....I think if you win The Voice, you should get to motorboat Christina Aguilera....but, to be fair, if you lose....you have to motorboat Cee Lo Green....

   Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...

   Everyone is the same color when the lights are off......

   It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."

   Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.

   all that Tebowing didnt even get him into the super bowl

   bill belichek is still in the locker room crying like a b1tch so no interview from him till tomorrow Lmao

   that old woman walking around with the trophy is killing me lol wonder if she even knows whats going on, or if she just smiling cause she went number 2...

   Patroits must have been in charge of the commercials this year, cuz THEY SUCKED!

   Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show

   Hey Bellichoke let em walk in the endzone, you f#ck...

   The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!

   lol :57 sec left- this is going to be the longest 2 hours ever

   Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...

   I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!

   Dear haters, I couldn`t help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "me" and "Ugly" starts with "U".