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Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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If you’re single, and you know it… Pet your cat!🎵🎶

←Rate | 10-29-2025 22:49 Comments (0)

The obesity problem is so bad in the U.S. that the 2 out of 3 people surveyed count as 4 out of 5!

←Rate | 10-30-2025 10:20 by TTDYNAMITE09 Comments (0)

What's 23 + 44 ???

←Rate | 10-31-2025 22:54 Comments (0)

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