Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   Canucks are creepy weirdos relegated to the USA's attic.

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Yep. You got it!

   Plummet this.

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.

   I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.

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   Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.

   Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.

   The only thing you're seeing is your own reflection.

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   Every time I drink flax-milk I remember my college roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

   On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.

   Please lower gas prices, I’m not built for onlyfans