Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   The EU brags about their healthcare/welfare system while depending on the US to defend them. Looks like a lot of countries are gonna have to face reality now.

   Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol

   People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer. 40 years later: What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?

   Transgender

   Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.

   ⓘUser is suspected to be a part of an online drug dealing organisation. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

   Lol lmao

   After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.

   Freddie Mercury: Voted the single most favorite vocalist of women over 60, yet who can only name 3 of his band's songs.

   I went to a resturant yesterday and I ordered the soup of the day. When they brought it I said, "This is chicken noodle soup. On the sign it says that the soup of the day is clam chowder." The waiter told me that because it's a leap year, all the soups ar

   Massacre

   Okay now that Christmas is over, I'm ready for summer!

   Where is your hug? Over there by the deodorant!

   ever ask why

   ask why

   The Philadelphia plane crash is a sign that the Eagles are going down in flames at the Super Bowl.

   Valentines

   I have the sex drive of a potato

   Canada is now offering assisted suicide. Don't worry about keeping your purchase receipt; even if you're dissatisfied with the outcome, you can't return.