Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I share the same number of no f**ks given for Tyreek Hill as I did for George Floyd.

   Women are like dog doo. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

   If what you have to say to me is going to take longer than the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" just don't! I won't be listening anyway

   Canada is USA lite

   If you are confused by the tariffs, here are two messages directly from the White House. 1.The tariffs are real, and there will be no negotiating, period. 2. Look, we’re not going to rule out making deals. 😂 It's being run by such incompetent idiots.

   Man, those pesky facts making the 'crats' heads hurt. But keep trying. I'm entertained by your abject moronicism.

   "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Cotton Haired F*cktrumpet Clown Apr

   We were funny?

   Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.

   What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a form of self-defense. Judo is what bagels are made of.

   There you go.

   Calling it the Philadelphia Zoo is redundant.

   See? The shrinking violet with the challenge wussied out. (No surprise. The sack of pus hasn't been out of mommy's basement in years.)

   This guy's family tree doesn't have enough branches.

   I'm Sychic and I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking I spelled psychic wrong.

   Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that was just a concidence.

   Ford CEO said at an investor conference last month, they're not going to build new plants in the States. Lie much? Needled*ck?

   Niqqers... Low Impulse Control

   You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!