Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   People aren’t really mad when you say, “Let’s Go Brandon.” They’re mad because you’re having fun when they spent four years being angry and joyless.

   A lot of people don’t struggle with depression, they struggle with the reality we live in.

   I’m so old, I remember when people were well mannered.

   People who think men can get pregnant are suddenly concerned about misinformation on Twitter if Elon owns it.

   People should have to pass a sense of humor test before they’re allowed on social media.

   Gaslighting ~ people who try to control others through manipulation will often accuse you of behaviors that they are engaged in themselves. A classic manipulation tactic ripped right from the leftist playbook.

   People are running away from Netflix and Disney by the millions. Go woke, go broke.

   “We just want to be treated like normal people,” says the Drag Queen twerking in front of a bunch of toddlers.

   Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

   My friend’s uncle was a hypochondriac. People like that make me sick.

   The secret to looking younger is telling people that you are older

   Tradition (n.) Peer pressure from dead people.

   We live in a time where smart people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

   Some people won’t admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

   People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to.

   I think I have this figured out .... politicians are a bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people by telling the poor people that the "Other" rich people are the reason they are poor

   Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

   Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didnt know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years

   People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides."

   Not sure how people will react when they find out I'm actually a robot.