Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   VANCE SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH TR*MP'S TARIFF TAX IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀

   Dr fauci told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   Democraps fought tooth and nail to stop people from handing out bottles of water while in line to vote, but now they are totally fine with a billionaire offering them money for votes?

   Little people gets paid under the table

   It’s bizarre how the party of 'inclusiveness' rejects 'Trumpers', straight people, or anyone who dares to think differently, and instead favors fetus killing and not deporting illegals.

   I'm not as mean as I could be. And I want people to be more grateful for that.

   Maybe the tubby no-life loooooser who lives in his parents basement and continually makes fun of GaryKoenig's status updates, should come up something original of their own. Instead of just attacking other people. You annonymous dumbf*ck.

   Why do people say, "Tuna fish sandwich"? Nobody says, "Chicken Bird Sandwich".

   I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job.

   If Those "why does the military only get one day people" actually cared they'd mention it any other month otherthen pride

   When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.

   To all the people that couldn't stand me this year, just letting you know next year is going to be even worse.

   Not sure who's gonna win this years presidential election, but two people who are going to be in my cabinet will be, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam....

   I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.. people are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim several times a day

   RFK Jr. told people on F*x to use vitamin A & cod liver oil to prevent or cure measles. Now kids still have measles but they took so much vitamin A, hospitals are treating kids with liver damage. Funny! 😀

   If you don't like your coworkers, go to work dressed up like a bear. Tell people "don't poke the bear"

   You know how we smack your household appliances when they’re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.

   People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer. 40 years later: What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?

   After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.

   By 11:59pm on 4/8/24, a lot of people are going to look ignorant. It will be those expecting to be raptured or everybody else.