Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Imagine telling Denmark they "don't do enough" for people in Greenland, when BOTH countries HAVE universal healthcare AND YOURS DOESN'T 😂

   I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!

   If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.

   I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for people to come near me

   People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

   When I say, "I hate drama" I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan!!!

   A Karen just yelled at me in a parking lot that dressing up as a bum for Halloween is offensive to the homeless people. But I was just wearing my regular clothes.

   Every day is St. Patrick's Day when you're a drunk who likes to pinch people.

   "The woke mob' aka acknowledging that people different then you exist

   We would like to offer a heartfelt THANK YOU to the people of Greenland for not welcoming JD Vance and his hooker wife.

   The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to the Canadian people.

   Now that I've gotten older I've come to realize why Bigfoot stays away from people.

   The "worlds"? Wow. That's a lot of people. I believe there's over, 8 billion people on the planet now? HOW small is your world? I knew it. You live in a basement, and you never go outside. I F*CKING KNEW IT!!!! 😂 Aren't you tired of getting owned?

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Don’t engage.

   Marginalized People refers to those who prefer margarine over butter.

   People aren't picking on Dump because he's autistic. People are picking on him because he's ret*rded. Big difference.

   thinks that Facebook is like a college dormitory. No matter the hour, there's always someone up. Also, someone is drunk.

   It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

   If you beat up homeless people they can go to the hospital where they will have a warm bed and good food.

   If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.