Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Religion and guns don't kill people, humans do. Get rid of both and you have solved 75% of the problem.

   I Hate when people say '' Your Cool For Smoking '' , Wtf I'm Cool With Out Smoking

   George Bush is the only guy I know who has @#$%ed more than 300 million people at one time.

   If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual. :)

   Dear people: Stop drunk texting. Sincerely, Cell Phone Companies

   Bestiality is okay for religious people because they're sheep anyway.

   Gay People Should Have The Same Rights as Straight People, I Think They Should Get Their Own Public Toilets AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

   Barn raising,Frontierville,and Farm town have turned seemily well to do people in to beggars

   I cant stand people who look down on people that look down on people

   Some people have food in their teeth because no one likes them enough to mention it. This serves as an early warning system for @ssholes.

   These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.

   It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.

   Negative People irks my nerves.. worry about yourself... maybe you're not getting promoted cuz you so negative!!!!

   Since 1/20/17 I feel like I'm in the 1988 movie "The Live" and I'm one of the few people with a pair of the sunglasses.

   From what I've read, Jesus never had a problem with gay people. He also never wore pants.

   Donald Trump in 2008: "Well, I know Hillary Clinton and she'd make a good president or good vice president." Then why does Trump support corrupt people?

   How come the same people who don’t trust the government telling us to stay home all of a sudden trust the government when they tell us it’s OK to go back?

   Xbox has been my girlfriend for awhile, I think it's time we see other people...

   Facebook in 2014 is a few people screaming from a mostly empty stage who don't realize that everyone in the audience has gone home.

   You are dating 4 people simultaneously and you say you are in a relationship? No hoe, you are in an 0rgy.