Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.

   doin a walk threw judge people at the bar when I got hit by a dart, F you KARMA.

   allergic to wasps and arrogant people.

   says why is there braille on drive thru atms? Blind people shouldn't be driving!

   its like hot people have the right or licence to be rude and inconsiderate.

   I feel sadly left out knowing that I'm one of the few people in this country who hasn't shot or been shot at by George Zimmerman.

   I got places to go! people to see! things to do! Hopefully soon if we could all stop going places, seeing people and doing things to help beat this virus!

   like who in their right mind would waste good money on life insurance when you can tell your sob story on Go Fund Me and stupid people to give you money?

   I'm trying to be kind to fat people because they have enough on their plate...

   I think my neighbor it drunk, he is taking his Christmas lights down!

   i may be drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up.. when I feel like it

   You ever wanted to yell at people on facebook for saying and posting stupid things? I kind of do. I need a vacation from my vacation...HAH!

   Why do people say they slept like a baby? Is it because they wake up every two hours or is it because they wake up with a load in their jammies?

   "Isn't it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're leaving?"

   s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.

   People who give up their dreams to support others', you are idiots.

   there are two types of people...don't worry you are not one of them.

   I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.

   man, I gotta stop insulting people.. anyway, I hope your having a good day and go F**k yourself..

   Pissing people off since 1989....And getting better at it everyday !!!