Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   how do people on game of thrones keep addressing multitudes without the aid of a microphone?

   Airbnb weirds me out a bit. As a kid, people are like "Don't talk to strangers", but as an adult you're paying to be in their house.

   Interesting what people will do for money. Noteworthy what I'll do for free beer.

   There are two different kind of people in the world, "born" ones and "made" ones.

   With the coronavirus I imagine they'll be a lot people staying home for Saint Patrick's Day, like a lot of Irish people normally do on I wannabe Irish night.

   I judge people based on their email address.

   Toxic people be like “Enjoy your day” after they just ruined it

   Trying to figure how I know people from their profile picture is making excepting friendships harder and harder with all these masks.

   Why do people get angry when you say F you, or give them the finger ? But not when you say srrew you or up yours ? Don't they all mean the same thing ?

   Had an absolutely amazing dream last night I feel could change mine and quite possibly millions of other people's lifes forever! if I could just remember what it was about?

   If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now.

   Self driving cars are never gonna catch on because of people like this guy who just turned left across 4 lanes of traffic

   I just started a club for people who hate people. I’m the only member. No you can’t join because I hate you.

   For all the lazy people Heinz has come out with Mayochup to put on your burgers. It's ketchup and mayonnaise in one squeeze bottle.

   There is a fine line between confidence, and arrogance. I walk that line when I'm drunk, swaying from side to side.

   It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

   i hate it when people say two wrongs don't make a right. A right and a wrong don't make a right either.

   Guys, I heard this crazy myth that there are people who don't hate themselves after every meal. Is this true?

   Do the people on Take Me Out actually maintain a relationship?

   "I wasn't that drunk!".... "Dude, you were asking my cat about the weather!"