Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   I may lose friends. But.. People who want to politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .

   I do hateful things for which people love me, and I do lovable things for which they hate me. I'm admired for my detestability.

   I'm so broke... People in Haiti are having a benefit for me !!

   peta=people eating tasty animals.

   I wasnt that drunk...... "Dude, you asked me to give you a ride home & the party was at your house"

   Please put this on your status if you know, or are related to someone killed on the Death Star. My wish for2010 is that people will understand that the Rebel Alliance is a band of terrorist scum. The Empire wants only to bring peace to the galaxybut these

   ‎25yr old Wayne Rooney celebrates his £250,000 a week pay deal sippin pink champagne in a hot pool in Dubai. Over in Afghanistan a 24yr old soldier is sippin warm water for not much more than £250 a week,in a hostile country surrounded by people who w

   You shouldn't have to "arm" teachers in school... but reality is people are freaking crazy. the big "what if" is it would prevent a lot of casualties... It's better to have something, than nothing...

   Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the hell out of the dogs

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   Being gay is the ONLY sin people focus on. Cursing? Sin. Sex before marriage? Sin. Sins are sins. Y'all too judgmental. that's also a sin.

   Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

   Its just facebook people lets try not to take to too seriously.

   People who think women are weaker than men should know that male lions only kill men when they are threatened or hungry while lionesses kill for fun.

   "I see drunk people." - Me, playing the starring role in The Sixth Heavily-Impaired Sense

   I'll let you hold my son before I ever let you hold my beer. Which is probably a good idea since I'll be too drunk to do it myself.

   I think a Dog & Pony Show sounds delightful, but people always use that phrase in a negative context.

   I clicked on one of those " You've been unfriended by 3 people" messages,,,,,,,,,,, Now it burns when I post..

   I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people

   I'm a people person. As long as the people are hot girls...