Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.50 on those little bottles of Evian water?.. Try spelling Evian backwards.

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   A lot of people cry when chopping Onions......the trick is not to form an emotional bond

   5 out of 6 people feel the need to tell other people their dreams, while 6 out of 6 people don't give a sh!t.

   You know what don't make sense!!!? Fat people with skinny arms.......

   I should be noticed as a hero, I save lives EVERY DAY...because there are people who need to be shot and I don't shoot them.

   I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my phone charger. I had to do what most people would have done... turn back around and go get it.

   "Beauty without intelligence is like a masterpiece painted on a tissue paper." Yeh, compasionate wisdom lasts longer than beauty. At least you don't get on people's nerve with your childish behaviour.

   if I ever wake up in a room full of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game," I'm going to be so mad!

   I try to be tolerant but then other people go and mess it up.

   I miss being able to hang up rotary phone on people!

   Interrsting Fact: If Hillary owned a building which caught on fire and killed a man, because there were no sprinkler systems in the building, people here would go through the roof.

   To all those people with big trucks and SUV'S who laughed at me because I bought a hybrid......i see you getting gas all the time

   Maybe if Kim Davis wasn’t so patently awful to gay people she could find someone to help fix her hair.

   If more people...instead of stirring the pot, would smoke it...the world would be a happier place.

   Whenever I see sad and moody people, I just assume they are not getting the good sex at home, so they taking it out on the world.

   These are the same people who couldn't press a damn voting ballot which resulted in "hanging chads!"....LMAO!!

   I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.

   Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

   i think chubby chasers are just lazy people, I mean...really, how far is this 'chase'