Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.

   People who always have an answer for everything and will never say "I don't know", scare the hell out of me

   Do people who run marathons not know about cocaine?

   In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found buried under snow in the mountains containing the last moments of people's lives...

   Before the internet I used to like people.

   Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.

   Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs(:

   Some people really have a knack for giving my middle finger an erection...

   If you ask me, people who harm children should be strangled at birth.

   Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   I'm glad I've got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me

   Sorry Al-Qaeda. but our Congress has been the better terrorist group for decades. They've been killing people mentally, psychologically, financially, physically, and of course economically. You're mad because you hate being #2.

   wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..

   Thanks you NATO, USA, UK and everyone else who helped us in our fight to oust the Gadhafi the dictator. - LIBYAN PEOPLE

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press "door close" in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars

   I know a lot of people that remind me of clouds. Mainly because as soon as they disappear my day is brighter.

   checking in. I'm at a party with some people but not saying where or with whom because if you aren't here, you weren't invited.

   In life, every one of us is dealing with different kinds of problems. The trick is not about comparing your problems with other people, it's about solving your own.