Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   In a society with more dumb people than smart, democracy becomes a serious problem.

   When did no dignity and no respect towards other people considered acceptable to the public?

   F-book has gone from a social media platform, to an entity bent on 'protecting' people from the truth.

   When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell "HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!".

   Please pray for all the people at my last job. They're fine but they still work there

   I feel accomplished when I can identify the show or movie that people are watching in their little car televisions.

   Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.

   My advice to Charlie Brown or any kid who wants more friends; don't tell people your dog is a WWI flying ace

   People who say I'm detached from reality make me want to fix my ship and return to my home planet.

   I guess some people are the salt of the earth and others are the wounds.

   Tell me everything, so I can secretly judge you. - most people

   Some people's idea of living dangerously is watching p0rn with the volume on.

   It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day.

   People who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" must not understand the concept of sleeping.

   Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't give a sh it.

   If you don't boo at people after bad sex, how do you expect to motivate them to get better?

   The motto for the day is....Stupid people should not be allowed to reproduce!!!!!

   I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!

   Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people... But others have no imagination whatsoever.

   I acknowledge most people by completely ignoring them.