Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Some people have to learn lessons the hard way. Like with a bat. A bat is hard.

   Tim Burton and Johnny Depp should probably start seeing other people.

   Friends are just people I hate marginally less than everyone else.

   There are some people we *want* to offend.

   Do I hate people that ask questions and answer them themselves? Yes, yes I do!!

   Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

   I guess more people saw the movie Casino than I thought. I always get strange looks when I recommend moving meetings to cornfields.

   I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

   would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.

   I hate it when people CLEARLY see am sleeping then they wake me up and ask if am sleeping.

   Be careful who you bend over backwards for. Some people will just kick you in the nuts.

   There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.

   Do athletic people not know about Netflix?

   The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.

   It's science. It's meant to confuse stupid people

   Walmart is a Zoo for people.

   Why is that when a girl says, "I'm going to die alone," it elicits sympathetic awws, but when I say it people just nod uncomfortably...

   I hate when people asks me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well B**chhhes like you killed it!!

   "if people say something BAD about you, JUDGE you as if they know you,don't easily get affected by this .Remember this, DOGS bark if they don't know the person"

   Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.