https:/www.galaxus.ch/en/sector/showdiscussion/snaphack-free-visit-kunghaccom-rbh3yp7y-226576 Funny Status Messages

   I live at work and visit the house sometimes.

   Hope this e-mail doesn’t find you. Hope you’ve escaped and are free.

   Whenever I hear someone say, “my therapist said,” my ears perk way up. That’s free therapy.

   Are you free tomorrow? Her: No, I’m expensive.

   To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of hearer as well as those of the speaker.

   Nightmares are just free horror movies that you produce, direct, and star in.

   Need some advice? Go read a book, read several, it’s free. You’re welcome.

   Home of the free because of the brave, since 1776.

   The British are coming, put up your gun free zone signs and run to the safe spaces.

   If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

   Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with leftists.

   There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.

   I don’t think my wife realizes that the FREE SEX coupons I gave her last Valentine’s Day are about to expire.

   If you gets a link called 'free porn' don't open it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelchek and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Lil

   I never know if I have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff...

   My kids are growing up and I guess that means I'm getting older...that's not what saddens me...what saddens me is that the kids no longer eat for free when we go out anymore.

   Most people say they are in favor of free speech until you say something they don't like

   Business plan : 1. hold sign that says "free hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it's $50 to let go"

   If the best things in life are free, why am I still charged when I go to the liquor store?

   Why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it?